Hey everyone! I love to write and I love wrestling so ever since Night Of Champions 2015, through multiple accounts, I have been fantasy booking WWE PPV's in detail, and have been a wrestling fan since 2005. Without further ado, here is How WWE Should Book Elimination Chamber 2018. The road to Wrestlemania continues.
MY PREVIOUS ELIMINATION CHAMBER PPV
POSTS:
- 2017: https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/5tixo6/how_wwe_should_book_elimination_chamber_2017/
PRE-SHOW: We get our usual panel
with Renee Young, Master dirtsheet-troller Booker T, David Otunga and
everyone’s favorite person ever Peter Rosenberg. They hype up the matches and
give their predictions throughout the hour, and we're also shown video packages.
A Social Media Lounge segment with Alexa Bliss is announced earlier in the
day. Use #AskAlexaBliss. About halfway through, we get to our kickoff
match.
KICKOFF MATCH: The Club (Luke
Gallows & Karl Anderson) vs. The Miztourage (Bo Dallas & Curtis Axel)
(Tag Team Match)
- The Miztourage are out first followed by The Club. The
match goes 10 minutes, and the Club win with a Magic Killer. Quick
match that needs no detailed explanation.
WINNERS: The Club by Pinfall
- We get the Social Media Lounge segment with Alexa
Bliss, and then the panel gives their final predictions for the two
Chamber matches as we begin the main show.
MAIN SHOW:
- THE DEVIL’S FAVORITE STRUCTURE. cue clip of random
wrestler screaming. SATAN’S PLAYGROUND. more screaming and spooky
noises. It’s the Elimination Chamber PPV. Michael Cole uses his hand
motions to welcome us to the show and we get to our first match.
1ST MATCH: Asuka vs. Nia Jax
(Singles Match; if Jax wins, she will be added to the WWE RAW Women’s
Championship match at Wrestlemania 34)
- You might think that this is a strange match to begin
the show, but it’s necessary because of how it will affect the Women’s
chamber match, which takes place next. Asuka is out first followed by Jax.
The match goes 11 minutes. It’s very even throughout but whenever
Asuka is getting hot, Nia shuts her right down. The match ends when Nia
calls for an Atomic Legdrop but Asuka hops onto her feet and clenches Nia
in the Asuka Lock, trying to force her down to the mat. Out of nowhere,
Alexa Bliss runs in with a Steel Chair and whacks both women at the same
time, and the referee calls for the bell. Alexa sends Asuka out of the
ring and has Nia all alone now. She destroys Jax with the chair and then
holds up her title and retreats to the back.
ASUKA VS. NIA JAX ENDED IN A DOUBLE
DQ
- We’re shown an ad for Fast Lane next month and then we
go backstage to see Alexa Bliss hurrying through, looking behind her to
see if Nia is there. She accidentally bumps into Kurt Angle and spills his
coffee on his suit. Kurt is livid now and tells Alexa she’s paying for the
dry cleaning, and demands to know why she interfered in the finish of
Asuka vs Nia Jax. Alexa reasons that since it was a Double
Disqualification, they both lost, it was a draw, so she doesn’t have to
defend her title against anyone at Wrestlemania. Alexa begins to leave
after saying she needs time to mentally prepare for the Women’s Chamber
match, but Angle stops her and says that since Bliss seems so confident in
her abilities, the FIRST EVER HISTORICALLY HISTORY-MAKING WOMEN’S
EVOLUTION WOMEN’S ELIMINATION CHAMBER is now up next. There’s a big
pop from the crowd and Bliss looks like she’s seen a ghost and Angle walks
away as we hear the Chamber lowering music from backstage, then we go to
the arena.
2ND MATCH: Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Bayley
vs. Mandy Rose vs. Mickie James vs. Sasha Banks vs. Sonya Deville (Elimination
Chamber Match for the WWE RAW Women’s Championship)
- The chamber surrounds the ring now as Alexa Bliss is
out first, shaking and fearing for her life for the fear of Nia Jax getting
in the Chamber. Mickie James is out next, followed by Sasha Banks, and
finally Bayley. The match goes 26 minutes. Those four women will be
in pods, and we now know that Mandy Rose and Sonya Deville will have to
battle each other to begin the match, as they come out together with
Paige. Paige stays on the outside as Rose and Deville hug before locking
up and they beat the hell out of each other. 5 minutes passes and we
get the birds eye view of the Chamber and the lights flash on all four
pods, and out comes Sasha Banks at #3. Sasha goes wild on both women
and they double team Banks. Sasha knocks Rose out of the ring with a
Haymaker and nails Sonya with a backstabber into a Bank Statement for the
tapout. Sonya Deville has been eliminated. Mandy tries to avenge her
Absolution partner but suffers the exact same fate, tapping out to a
vicious Bank Statement. Already two women have been eliminated from
the match and Banks is now alone in the ring as Paige helps both women to
the back. The countdown clock appears and Sasha looks around at all 3
women still in pods, and chooses to stare down Bayley. What a coincidence,
Bayley is in at #4. Bayley steps out of her pod and stares down Sasha
in the ring. The two women look separate ways at the crowd and then
Sasha jumps out of the ring onto the grate and picks up Bayley and rams
her into the chain link wall, and the two women roll engage in a scuffle
of punches and kicks. The two brawl and recreate some spots from their
Brooklyn match until the countdown clock appears to bring out #5. It’s
only two pods left as the lights flicker and it ultimately lands on Mickie
James. Mickie comes in and the three form temporary alliances on one
woman before eventually turning on each other again. All of a sudden,
Mandy Rose and Sonya Deville come back in and take over Bayley, Sasha and
Mickie. They beat the hell out of all 3 as Paige barks orders and then
they hear the crowd begin to count down for the final entrant as they both
turn around and get on either side of Alexa’s pod. Alexa won’t come out
and slams the doors shut even after she’s supposed to come out. All 5
women surround the ring and then all back up, Alexa looks every way
possible and braces for impact when out of nowhere NIA JAX CLUBS
EVERYONE FROM BEHIND AND CRASHES INTO THE POD, BREAKING THE GLASS. Nia
swings Alexa all around the chamber and then hits Mickie James with an
Atomkic Legdrop. Jax throws both Deville and Rose back out of the Chamber
as the door is open, but ALEXA KNOCKS NIA OUT AND SLAMS THE DOOR SHUT. She
covers Mickie and she is eliminated. We’re down to our final 3. Bayley,
Sasha Banks and the champ. The three have a great sequence until Bayley
and Sasha team up momentarily to take out Bliss, but Bliss pokes Bayley in
the eyes and Bayley turns around, and Bayley To Belly’s the first person
she touches, which is Banks, thinking it’s Bliss. .Bayley celebrates but
then hears the announcement that Sasha Banks has been eliminated. Sasha
screams at Bayley as Bayley begins to regain her vision and Bayley tells her
she thought she had pinned Alexa. Sasha snaps and locks Bayley in the Bank
Statement until she passes out, and even still won’t break it. Referees
and notorious brawl-breaker-uppers spill out from the back to force Banks
out of the Chamber. Alexa slithers up and hits a Twisted Bliss off the top
rope for the retain.
WINNER and STILL WWE RAW Women’s
Champion by last eliminating Bayley: Alexa Bliss
Entry |
Wrestler |
Order Eliminated |
Eliminated by |
# Of Eliminations |
1 |
Mandy Rose |
2 |
Sasha Banks |
0 |
2 |
Sonya Deville |
1 |
Sasha Banks |
0 |
3 |
Sasha Banks |
4 |
Bayley |
2; Mandy Rose & Sonya Deville |
4 |
Bayley |
5 |
Alexa Bliss |
1; Sasha Banks |
5 |
Mickie James |
3 |
Alexa Bliss |
0 |
6 |
Alexa Bliss |
WINNER |
N/A |
2; Bayley & Mickie James |
- We get an ad for
Tapout.
3RD MATCH: The Bar (Cesaro &
Sheamus) (c) vs. Titus WORLDWIIIIIDE (Apollo & Titus O’Neil) (Tag Team
Match for the WWE Raw Tag Team Championships)
- The Bar are out first followed by Titus Universewide. The
match goes 5 minutes... Apollo and Titus both overpower The Bar early
and while Cesaro and Apollo are legal, Sheamus runs out and grabs the ring
bell and tosses it to Cesaro, hoping to get an easy DQ win to keep the
titles. Dana jumps on the apron, trying to get the ref to see it but the
ref tells her to get down. Cesaro swings at Apollo but Apollo ducks and
superkicks the bell into Cesaro’s face. Cesaro is stunned and Apollo rolls
up Cesaro for the upset win. The crowd doesn’t know how to react as Apollo
and Titus celebrate and look shocked.
WINNERS and NEW WWE Raw Tag Team
Champions by Pinfall: Titus Worldwide
- Titus URAH’s into the mic and cuts a promo about how
groundbreaking this moment is for the TITUS BRAND. They yell and go crazy
but Sheamus gets a mic and demands their rematch immediately. TItus
Worldwide decline but Angle comes out and says that The Bar will get their
requested rematch right now, and it that if Titus Worldwide get DQ’ed than
they can lose their titles. Titus URAH’s angrily at Kurt as they go back
to the ring for the Bar’s rematch clause.
4TH MATCH: Titus Worldwide (c) vs.
The Bar (Tag Team Match for the WWE RAW Tag Team Championships; if Titus
Worldwide are disqualified, they can lose the titles)
- This match goes 11 minutes. The Bar get their titles
back and become 5-Time champs with a new tag-team finisher I had in mind
where Cesaro sends Apollo flying into the air for a Very European
Uppercut, and on the way down he eats a MID-AIR BROGUE KICK FROM SHEAMUS*.
The reason that this switching of the titles and immediate rematch
bussiness would happen is simply because while you might think of it as a
“waste of time”, it’s the sort of thing that needs to happen during
Wrestlemania season. It makes Titus Worldwide look good in the fact that
they were able to become RAW Tag Champs, and it’s the unpredictability we
need during this time. Also, you really need to fill up some time on this
show. IT’S THE R/TRUTH.
WINNERS and NEW WWE Raw Tag Team
Champions: The Bar
- We get an ad for Wrestlemania 34, and that it’s 42 days
away.
5TH MATCH: Bray Wyatt vs. “WOKEN”
Matt Hardy (Singles Match)
- Matt Hardy is out first followed by Spooky Bray. The
match lasts 15 minutes. It’s so sad to see how far Bray has fallen
from last year’s Elimination Chamber, winning the WWE Championship, to
2018, losing to Matt Hardy in a feud based on laughing alot. Since Matt
now owns the trademarks for the ENTITIES and vocab of his original broken
gimmick, I think it only fit for the match to end in a No Contest, as they
brawl into the crowd, and out of the arena. We see the, brawling into
various stores outside the arena, and finally VANGUARD ONE appears and
transports Matt Hardy away as Wyatt looks around and proclaims that Matt
Hardy has deleted himself, and laughs. Basically, they brawl out of the
arena and lots of Broken Matt stuff happens. Moving on. The feud would
move on to Wrestlemania in a Final Deletion II Broken Matt vs. Sister
Abigail match, as you can see my Wrestlemania 34 matches for RAW at the
end of this post.
Bray Wyatt and Matt Hardy fought to
a NO CONTEST
- We get a graphic for RAW tomorrow informing us that The
Revival will address the WWE Universe and demand a shot at the RAW Tag
Titles.
RONDA ROUSEY CONTRACT SIGNING
SEGMENT
- Rousey comes out to a big introduction and points at
the Wrestlemania sign, because she really enjoys pointing. She says some
words about how rowdy she is and then points at the pen. She picks up the
pen and then points at the contract. She’s about to sign but before she
can THE AUTHORITY’S MUSIC HITS AND OUT COME STEPHANIE MCMAHON AND
TRIPLE H. Rousey points at the two as they come down the ramp. The
segment lasts 15 minutes in total. In short, preferably The Rock, but if
not then Kurt Angle, and if not again then Braun Strowman, and if not then
Shane McMahon come out after Stephanie forces Ronda to the stipulation
that if she signs the WWE contract, then she must wrestle her at
Wrestlemania, because ever since Wrestlemania 31 when Ronda twisted her
arm, she’s wanted to beat the shit out of her. HHH chimes in and says that
she’ll join Stephanie in the match, and can’t wait to see for Rousey to
try and get a partner, and they laugh. Ronda looks toward the stage and
the partner comes out. Ronda puts Steph in an armbar as the partner
attacks HHH with their finisher. The faces stand tall and Ronda signs the
contract to a big pop as The Authority retreat. Our first Wrestlemania
match is official.
- The commentators promote the official theme of the PPV,
"M.O.M (Man on a Mission)" by Will Roush.
6TH MATCH: Braun Strowman vs. Elias
vs. Finn Balor vs. John Cena vs. The Miz vs. Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins
(Elimination Chamber Match for a WWE Universal Championship Match at
Wrestlemania 34)
- We get a video package of past Elimination Chamber
brutality as the chamber music sounds and it lowers to the ring. When we
get back,** Elias is in the ring on his stool. Hello, he is Elias. He
plays the EXTENDED VERSION of the “Elimination Chamber Blues”. Braun is
out next and Elias SPRINTS to the safety of his pod. Out next is Cena, and
finally THE BIG DAWG. The three men to start off are the men that were
involved in the best RAW match of 2017, Finn Balor, Seth Rollins and The
Miz respectively. The three reenact some spots from the match, run wild
with DDT’s, Slingblades and Ripcord Knees. **5 minutes pass and the clock
counts down as we see above the pod and the lights flash. IT LANDS ON THE
POD OF THE LARGE K-9, and he runs wild hitting a TRIPLE SPEAR TO ALL 3
MEN. He covers Seth Rollins, but he kicks out. He covers Finn Balor, but a
kickout again. He finally tries to eliminate the Miz, but again he gets
out. The Gigantic Mutt can’t believe it. The 4 men fight and Seth
goes for a Curb Stomp on Balor and the second he stomps on his skull,
REIGNS CONNECTS WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH TO ROLLINS, SENDING HIM CRASHING
DOWN TO THE MAT. Elias has a mic and begins to play Roman Reigns theme
song on his guitar. Roman is getting really pissed off now as the
countdown clock appears and it flashes on the 3 pods. OUT AT #5 IS JOHN
CENA. Elias immediately takes notice and begins to sing Basic Thuganomics,
but then corrects himself and plays the BRRAPADOO theme. Cena stares
down Elias and in the distraction suffers a huge top-rope blockbuster from
Finn Balor. The 5 men go wild and beat the holy hell out of each other,
jumping off pods and climbing the walls. Another 5 minutes has passed
and there’s only one man left that can be #6. BRRRAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN.
Strowman immediately runs out of his pod as Elias begins to play his music
and STROWMAN RUNS THROUGH THE PLEXIGLASS, FLATTENING ELIAS IN HIS POD
BEFORE HE’S EVEN SET TO COME OUT. ELIAS IS DEAD ALREADY AND BRAUN HITS
A RUNNING POWERSLAM THROUGH A POD ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE, AND THEN CHUCKS
ELIAS BY HIS SHIRT INTO THE RING FOR THE PIN. Elias is the first man
eliminated, and Braun goes and breaks his guitar over his knee. It’s now a
normal 6-man Chamber. Balor, Reigns, Rollins, Miz and Cena all ambush
Braun and try to take out the big man. Braun does the ROAAARRRR spot and
all 5 men explode into opposite ends of the ring. Braun runs wild on
everyone and the Miz is eliminated after a Coup De Grace by Finn. **Miz is
livid and as referees assist him in leaving the Chamber, he runs back in
and nails Finn with a vicious Skull Crushing Finale, leaving a wounded
Seth Rollins to cover him for the pin. This sets up Miz vs. Balor for
Wrestlemania. It’s now down to a Fatal 4-Way. Braun Strowman, John
Cena, Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins. Braun wants to dominate everyone and
everything and become Universal Champion, and he will stop at no costs.
John Cena is trying to find his Road to Wrestlemania. Roman Reigns needs
to fulfill his prophecy and main event Wrestlemania for the 4th year in a
row. For Seth Rollins it’s about redemption. He wants to reclaim his place
in the main event, as a World Champion, that he was screwed out of TWICE. Cena
runs wild on both Rollins and Reigns, and hits a 10 KNUCKLE SHUFFLE.
Rollins rolls out of the ring but Roman stays. Cena calls for an AA,
trying to get back his win from Roman from No Mercy when the lights go
out. Gong. Undertaker is here. Chokeslam. Tombstone. Gong. Lights go out.
Undertaker is gone. Rollins crawls into the ring and covers Cena.
We’re now down to a Triple Threat. Whatever happens with the Rousey
segment, either way the final 3 men would be Braun Strowman, Seth Rollins
and Roman Reigns. If it’s not Angle or Rock, then this would be the time
where Triple H comes in to screw Braun, after their collision at the end
of Survivor Series 2017. Otherwise, Roman goes for a Spear on Rollins but
Rollins hits a Curb Stomp instead. SETH ROLLINS GOES TO THE TOP OF THE
POD AND CALLS FOR A PHONEIX SPLASH. ROLLINS JUMPS BUT REIGNS MOVES.
ROLLINS ROLLS BACK TO HIS FEET AND EATS A SPEAR. Rollins leaves the
chamber, frustrated that he didn’t get his Mania moment. In the other
situatuion, HHH pedigrees Braun and Roman covers him, and the final two
would be Reigns and Rollins. For situation 1 as seen in the table below,
the final two are Braun and Roman and Roman ultimately wins with 30
Spears. In situation 2, the final two are Roman and Seth and Seth gets a
rollup upset win on Roman, making the Universal title match at
Wrestlemania Brock/Rollins/Reigns, continuing on their history from the
end of WM31.
WINNER: Roman Reigns (Scenario 1) or
Seth Rollins (Scenario 2)
MAIN EVENT RESULTS IF THE ROCK IS
AVAILABLE FOR WRESTLEMANIA AS ROUSEY’S PARTNER:
Entry |
Wrestler |
Order Eliminated |
Eliminated by |
# Of Eliminations |
1 |
The Miz |
2 |
Braun Strowman |
0 |
2 |
Finn Balor |
3 |
Seth Rollins |
0 |
3 |
Seth Rollins |
5 |
Roman Reigns |
2; Finn Balor & John Cena |
4 |
Roman Reigns |
WINNER |
N/A |
2; Braun Strowman & Seth Rollins |
5 |
John Cena |
4 |
Seth Rollins (After being attacked by The Undertaker) |
0 |
6 |
Braun Strowman |
6 |
Roman Reigns |
2; Elias & The Miz |
7 |
Elias |
1 |
Braun Strowman |
0 |
MAIN
EVENT RESULTS IF THE ROCK ISN’T AVAILABLE FOR WRESTLEMANIA, MAKING KURT ANGLE
ROUSEY’S PARTNER:
Entry |
Wrestler |
Order Eliminated |
Eliminated by |
# Of Eliminations |
1 |
The Miz |
2 |
Finn Balor |
0 |
2 |
Finn Balor |
3 |
Seth Rollins (After The Miz came back in and hit a SCF on
Balor for revenge) |
1; The Miz |
3 |
Seth Rollins |
WINNER |
N/A |
2; Finn Balor & Roman Reigns |
4 |
Roman Reigns |
6 |
Seth Rollins |
2; Braun Strowman & John Cena |
5 |
John Cena |
4 |
Roman Reigns (After being attacked by The Undertaker) |
0 |
6 |
Braun Strowman |
5 |
Roman Reigns |
1; Elias |
7 |
Elias |
1 |
Braun Strowman |
0 |
Final
Results:
No. |
Results |
Stipulations |
Times |
1PS |
The Club defeated The Miztourage by Pinfall |
Tag Team match |
10 Minutes |
2 |
Asuka vs. Nia Jax ended in a Double disqualification |
Singles match; if Jax wins, she will be added to the WWE
RAW Women’s Championship match at Wrestlemania 34 |
11 Minutes |
3 |
Alexa Bliss (c) defeated Bayley, Mandy Rose, Mickie James,
Sasha Banks and Sonya Deville |
Elimination Chamber match for the WWE RAW Women’s
Championship |
26 Minutes |
4 |
Titus Worldwide defeated The Bar (c) by Pinfall |
Tag Team match for the WWE RAW Tag Team Championships |
5 Minutes |
5 |
The Bar defeated Titus Worldwide (c) by Pinfall |
Tag Team match for the WWE RAW Tag Team Championships; if
Titus Worldwide get DQ’ed, they lose the titles |
11 Minutes |
6 |
Bray Wyatt and Matt Hardy fought to a No Contest |
Singles match |
16 Minutes |
SEGMENT |
Ronda Rousey signs RAW contract; HHH and Stephanie come
out and taunt and intimidate her; The Rock or Kurt Angle come out after Steph
challenges Ronda to a match; babyfaces take out the Authority |
N/A |
15 Minutes |
7 |
Roman Reigns (if The Rock wrestles at WM) defeated Elias,
Finn Balor, John Cena, The Miz and Seth Rollins OR Seth Rollins (if
The Rock doesn’t wrestle at WM) defeated Elias, Finn Balor, John Cena, The
Miz and Roman Reigns |
Elimination Chamber match for a WWE Universal Championship
match at WrestleMania 34 |
41 Minutes |
- Don’t worry everyone. Only one more table….
WRESTLEMANIA 34 CARD (RAW Matches;
April 8th, 2018)
No. |
Matches |
Stipulations |
1 |
Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Roman Reigns (if Rock wrestles);
Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins (if Rock doesn’t wrestle) |
Singles or Triple Threat match for the Universal
Championship |
2 |
The Miz (c) vs. Finn Balor |
Singles match for the Intercontinental Championship |
3 |
Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Nia Jax |
Singles Match for the WWE RAW Women’s Championship |
4 |
The Bar (c) vs. The Revival |
Tag Team TLC match for the WWE RAW Tag Team Championships |
5 |
Mustafa Ali vs. Roderick Strong |
Finals of Cruiserweight Championship Tournament |
6 |
The Rock/Kurt Angle/Braun Strowman & Ronda Rousey vs. Triple
H and Stephanie McMahon |
Mixed Tag Team Match |
7 |
(????) Kurt Angle vs. Seth Rollins |
Singles Match |
8 |
Braun Strowman vs. Samoa Joe |
No Holds Barred Match |
9 |
Bayley vs. Sasha Banks |
Career Threatening Singles Match (AKA loser goes to
Smackdown after Mania) |
10 |
BROKEN Matt Hardy vs. Sister Abigail |
Final Deletion II Match |
I know that’s ALOT of matches for
just one brand, but once it’s determined what the plans with the Rousey match
are, it’ll get a lot shorter. And if you really need you could put either the
RAW Women’s Title match or the IC title match on the kickoff.
Hope you all enjoyed the post. Tell
me what you liked and didn’t like, and what from this post you’d like to see on
the show. Be sure to look out for my “How WWE Should Book Fastlane 2018
(SDLive)” post the day before that show on March 10th. Enjoy the show,
everyone, see you next time.