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Hey everyone! This all started back with my first post on WWE’s Night Of Champions 2015 PPV, when WhatCulture’s early concept of “How WWE Should Book” videos inspired me to start directing the shows in my vision. As the quality and output of the company downgraded yearly, I decided it was time to try and help it improve. With these posts, I will do my best to craft compelling, larger-than-life characters, storylines and angles that captivate you, and matchups that will amaze you, all through the power of sensibility and logical booking. Sharing the fan-driven vision of a better WWE for all since 2015. Putting my best ideas forward and trying to get them seen. [Without further ado, here is how WWE should book: Royal Rumble 2023!](link to blog post goes here)
MAIN SHOW:
- 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1... MOUNTAIN DEW PITCH BLACK!!!!! Er... I mean, BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
1ST MATCH: 2023 Women's Royal Rumble Match
NAOMI won the 2023 Women's Royal Rumble by last eliminating Rhea Ripley
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2ND MATCH: Bray Wyatt vs. LA Knight (Mountain Dew Pitch Black match)
WINNER by MOUNTAIN DEW: Bray Wyatt
3RD MATCH: Bianca Belair (c) vs. Alexa Bliss (Singles match for the WWE RAW Women's Championship)
WINNER by PINFALL and STILL WWE RAW Women's Champion: Bianca Belair
4TH MATCH: Roman Reigns (c) (w/ Paul Heyman) vs. Kevin Owens (Singles match for the Undisputed WWE Universal Championship)
WINNER by PINFALL and STILL Undisputed WWE Universal Champion: Roman Reigns
5TH MATCH: 2023 Men's Royal Rumble Match
CODY RHODES won the 2023 Men's Royal Rumble by last eliminating Seth Rollins
Entry # | Entrant | Order Eliminated | Eliminated By | Eliminations | Brand
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1 | Seth Rollins
2 | Cody Rhodes
3 | Chad Gable
4 | LA Knight
5 | Santos Escobar
6 | Ricochet
7 | Rey Mysterio
8 | Bobby Lashley
9 | Austin Theory
10 | Pat McAfee
11 | Drew McIntyre
12 | Logan Paul
13 | Jake Paul
14 | MrBeast
15 | Bad Bunny
16 | Ric Flair → Baron Corbin
17 | Booker T
18 | Sheamus
19 | Omos
20 | Braun Strowman
21 | Rhea Ripley
22 | "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
23 | Kofi Kingston
24 | Edge
25 | Gunther
26 | John Cena
27 | Shawn Michaels
28 | Karrion Kross
29 | Sami Zayn
30 | The Rock
FINAL RESULTS:
No. Results Stipulations Times 1 Naomi won by last eliminating Rhea Ripley 30-Woman Royal Rumble match for a Women's Championship match at WrestleMania 39 60 minutes 2 Bray Wyatt defeated LA Knight Mountain Dew Pitch Black match 10 minutes 3 Bianca Belair (c) defeated Alexa Bliss by Pinfall Singles match for the WWE RAW Women's Championship 15 minutes 4 Roman Reigns (c) (w/ Paul Heyman) defeated Kevin Owens by Pinfall Singles match for the Undisputed WWE Universal Championship 20 minutes 5 Cody Rhodes won by last eliminating Seth Rollins 30-Man Royal Rumble match for a World Championship match at WrestleMania 39 60 minutes
MY WWE ELIMINATION CHAMBER 2023 CARD (February 18th, 2023; Montreal, Quebec, Canada; Bell Centre)
| No. | Matches | Stipulations |
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| 1 | Roman Reigns (c) vs. Sami Zayn | Singles match for the Undisputed WWE Universal Championship |
| 2 | Gunther (c) vs. Braun Strowman vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Karrion Kross vs. Ricochet vs. Sheamus | Elimination Chamber match for the WWE Intercontinental Championship |
| 3 | Bianca Belair (c) vs. Alexa Bliss vs. Asuka vs. Bayley vs. Becky Lynch vs. TBD | Elimination Chamber match for the WWE RAW Women's Championship |
| 4 | The Usos (Jey Uso and Jimmy Uso) (c) vs. Kevin Owens and Edge | Tag Team match for the WWE Tag Team Championships |
| 5 | Rey Mysterio vs. Rhea Ripley | Intergender singles match with The Judgment Day BANNED from ringside |
| 6 | Cody Rhodes vs. Seth Rollins | Ambulance match |
Well, that was the post. Thanks for reading! As always, let me know what you liked and/or what you didn’t like from the post, and what from the post you’d like to see actually happen on the show tomorrow night! Be sure to look out for my next post for the upcoming PPV, “How WWE Should Book Elimination Chamber 2023”. Enjoy the show, everyone.
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