Hello everyone! You may have seen some of my posts before
where I fantasy book WWE PPV's 1-2 days before they occur, (with the small
childish hope that someone in WWE sees them and uses some ideas). If you happen
to like this post and want to see more from me, you can look up "How WWE
Should Book Night Of Champions 2015" to this post. All PPV's in order from
Night of Champions 2015 to Extreme Rules 2016 I have fantasy booked. i have
gone through multiple accounts so just click the title you see. Anyways, here
we go. This is how I would book Extreme Rules 2016!
PRE SHOW:
*We have the usual kickoff panel and for the first 15
minutes the panel discusses and hypes up the matches for the night and we get
some video packages. A huge Social Media Lounge segment with Roman Reigns AND
AJ Styles, face to face, is announced for later in the kickoff. The hashtag is
#AskAJandReigns. Then we get to our first kickoff match.
*1st Kickoff Match: Dolph Ziggler vs Baron Corbin (No DQ)
I don't understand this feud at all. Corbin lost his first
main roster singles match on the Raw after Mania in a double countout to
Ziggler. The two men feuded until Payback. Corbin was looking like a monster
after winning the Andre Match at WM, but Ziggler defeated Corbin for some
strange reason. Now, neither man has been on TV since then, and now they are
fighting AGAIN in the Pre-Show, AGAIN. I don't get it. But anyways, Corbin
needs to look like a monster in this match. The match only goes about 8
minutes, but Corbin dominates 95% of it. Here are some spots in the match.
*Ziggler gives Corbin a Fameasser on some steel steps * Lots
and lots of Chair shots and Kendo Stick shots.
The match ends when Corbin is stunned inside the ring and
Ziggler is up on the top rope for an elbow, and he jumps but Corbin catches him
and swings him around for the End Of Days on steel chair.
We get replays and Corbin starts to go to the back. Ziggler
got beaten up so bad that referees have to carry him to the back. Corbin sees
this, and of course, being the dick heel he is, and should be, he runs down and
gives Dolph a huge big boot to add insult to injury. Corbin yells at kids and
fat fans in the crowd as there is huge heat on him.
*Winner: Baron Corbin.
We go back to the kickoff panel and they briefly discuss the
match. They give more predictions and we see another video package and then we
go to the Social Media Louge. Styles and Reigns are staring at each other and
they answer the questions but it gets more and more heated and both men stand
up and stare each other down to end the segment, as Reigns holds up his title,
hyping the main event.
The panel continues to hype the matches when suddenly Bob
Backlund's music cuts them off. They all look confused and we go to Backlund on
the stage. Backlund has a mic and is walking down the ramp doing all his wacky
antics. He finally gets in the ring and then he closes his eyes and just stands
there for about 30 seconds. Everyone is confused and suddenly he jumps up and
realizes where he is, and says hello to the New Jersey crowd. He talks about
his recent pairing with Darren Young. He says that he's very proud of Darren's
progress but he's angry that Young would use his smartphone during a session,
and that he would use such "vulgar" language as he did last week. He
says that it's time for Young's first big test. He introduces Young and he
makes his entrance. Young and Backlund have words and Bob is going crazy and he
says again that it's time for Young's first chance to really prove himself. He
says that he's been looking backstage all day for someone for Young to face. He
says he finally found the perfect one. He introduces Young's opponent and
former tag team partner, Titus O'Neil. Darren tell Bob that he is not the right
opponent, that they are friends. Backlund says that if Darren wants a life
coach that he needs to learn to be a man and suck it up. Young looks pissed,
but reluctantly rolls into the ring. The match only goes about 5 minutes, but
Young wins with a roll up on Titus. Young rolls out of the ring and is
celebrating. Backlund is clapping and goes over to Young with a mic. He says
that he is extremely proud of Young for defeating Titus, but Backlund goes
irate and says that he showed poor sportsmanship for not shaking Titus's hand
after the match. Young is frustrated and goes into the ring to shake Titus's
hand and hugs him. Backlund approves and i.e. clapping and nodding his head as
they both go to the back. This segment isn't meant to be good. Just a comedy
segment that advances the Backlund-Young pairing.
*We get final predictions from the panel as we go to the
main show.
MAIN SHOW:
We get an opening video package, and Cole welcomes us to the
PPV.
*1st Match: The Miz vs Cesaro vs Kevin Owens vs Sami Zayn
for IC Title.
This will probably be the match of the night. I thought it
should kick off the show. We get a video package for the match and Zayn comes
out first, followed by Cesaro, then Owens, then Miz and Maryse. Before the
match even starts, Owens grabs a mic and cuts a great promo insulting all 3
men, and says that he's gonna get back HIS intercontinental title. The bell
rings and all four men start brawling. Zayn and Owens are brawling and Zayn
goes to Helluva Kick Owens but he slips out and retreats and then is caught
from behind with a SKL by Miz for an early pin, but Zayn kicks out at 2 1/2.
Owens is already throwing a bunch of chairs in the ring. The match goes about
16 minutes. Here are some spots in the match:
*Lots of chair shots
*Cesaro gets all 3 men down and Owens runs at Cesaro but he
catches him for a swing. Cesaro finishes with him and Zayn runs at him but
Cesaro swings him, too. Finally, Miz runs at Cesaro with the IC Belt but Cesaro
grabs it and whacks Miz with it, and swings him.
*Owens sets up a table on the outside and puts Cesaro on it.
Owens goes to the top rope for a Frogsplash and he jumps but Cesaro catches him
for a Very European uppercut and Owens also goes through the table.
-Zayn goes for his Tornado DDT through the ring post spot on
Owens, but Owens catches him in mid air, and hoists him up for a running pop up
Powerbomb through the Spanish announce table. This would probably be the spot
of the night.
Hopefully some other awesome spots from these guys. The
match ends when Zayn and Owens start brawling into the crowd and Miz is
distracted and Cesaro hits him with a huge VEU and a Neutrilizer to win his
first Intercontinental title. The fans are going insane and there are tons of
Cesaro section signs as everyone chants his name, doing the fist pump.
I was originally gonna have Cesaro win it here, and hold it
till Battleground, where Owens would win it back, only to lose it to Zayn in
his big win celebration at Summerslam, ending their first feud, but then I
thought about having Owens win MITB, so I scrapped that and gave it to Cesaro.
I was thinking about either Lesnar vs Cesaro for the IC Title at Summerslam, or
Lesnar vs Owens. I'm still not sure which I'd do, but regardless, Cesaro wins
the title here. And godamn, does he deserve it.
Winner and NEW IC Champ: Cesaro.
*2ND MATCH: US TITLE-KALISTO VS RUSEV.
I'm SO happy that they gave Rusev this shot. I think he's so
underrated and I love that he's being booked as a monster heel again. Rusev
comes out first with Lana and Lana cuts her usual anti America promo and says
that Rusev will become a 2 time US Champ tonight. I honestly think this match
will be great. It goes about 9 minutes and Kalisto only gets some offense in.
Rusev dominates most of the match and he wins with an accolade as Kalisto
passes out. Maybe Kalisto could enter the Tag title hunt after this with Sin
Cara. I don't think he's ready yet to possibly go into the IC TItke picture.
Rusev could continue to dominate. I don't have any idea right now who could win
it back from him. By the way, I'll have a MITB card posted at the end of this post.
Winner and NEW US Champ: Rusev.
*3RD MATCH: Tornado Tag- The Usos vs "The Club".
God I hate the name "The Club". For some reason,
The Usos beat G&A last week on Raw. I will never understand why. When
G&A first debuted, they looked like monsters. Now they're a joke. Not much
to say about this match. Gallows and Anderson win with The Boot Of Doom.
Hopefully will be a good match. I'm sick to death of these four facing each
other, though. After the match, Gallows and Karl EVISCERATE the Usos. They beat
them down with chairs, kendo sticks, and more. They throw them into the
barricade, over the announce table, into the led boards, and off the stage.
They have massive heat as they stand tall after destroying the Usos.
Winners: Gallows and Anderson.
*4TH MATCH: Dean Ambrose vs Chris Jericho (Asylum Match)
The way Ambrose introduced the asylum in raw was
cringeworthy. Hopefully no stupid creepy music plays as the cage lowers here.
Also, Ambrose said on raw that there is no way to escape this cage... Except the
top is open and you can just climb and jump out. That confused me. Plus,
Jericho retreated through the door on Smackdown. The cage lowers and we get a
video package. Ambrose comes out first to a big pop and then Jericho enters
with no light up jacket. How sad. The match goes about 11 minutes. Both men
destroy each other and grab the weapons above the cage. Ambrose needs to really
emphasize his character, so in this match Ambrose looks like a madman, of
course in the sense that he's putting on a great match and doing awesome spots,
but also like his tank top is ripped off, his hair frizz eked, he's bleeding
from the beating Y2J is giving him. Probably just uses a blood packet. Ambrose
beats Jericho two PPV's straight when Jericho goes for a cross body from the
top of the cage but Dean runs up the cage and gives Jericho a HUGE Dirty Deeds
off the cage to the floor. Ambrose sits on Chris and hooks his leg for the win.
I'm leaning towards Jericho beginning a 1 PPV feud with Cesaro over the IC
title after this.
Winner: Dean Ambrose.
*5TH MATCH: Tag Team Titles: New Day vs The Vaudevillans
Lots of people actually haven't liked this feud. I think
it's been okay. Vaudevillans are still a but stale to the fans, but they're
talented. It'll take time. New Day come out first to an enormous pop and
everyone recites their pre match promo in unison. They come out and cut their
usual insane and funny promo making fun of the Vaudevillans, and sponsoring
Booty-O's, etc. But then they get all serious and talk about VV's attack on
them from Raw and Smackdown and in recent weeks. They say that after tonight
they will still be their W. W. E. WORLD. TAG. TEAM. CHAMPIONS. VV come out to
huge heat. They make their entrance and the match starts. It goes about 10
minutes and VV are constantly dicks to New Day to huge heat. The ending to this
match will be controversial, but in the long run I think it is the right way to
go. The match is really good and the crowd is hot. Vaudevillans get New Day
down and they are about to win the titles. They are about to set up for their
finisher but Simon Gotch goes to the top rope. Somehow, before this, the ref
gets knocked down.Suddenly, we see 2 men come from under the ring and he pushes
Gotch off the top rope and he tumbles into the ring. It's none other than Big
Cass and the returning Enzo fucking Amore. The crowd pops huge for Enzo's
return, and Enzo and Cass and the Vaudevillans engage in an insane brawl. The
ref is still knocked out and Enzo and Cass hit Air Enzo on Aidan English, the
legal man. Enzo and Cass and New Day are both faces of course, so they help New
Day win, and also Gotch "injured" Enzo, so they hate them. Kofi
slides in and the crowd is on their feet as New Day are about to retain their
titles but suddenly the Dudleys run in from behind and kill Enzo and Cass. They
hit a 3D through a table and Kofi is distracted as English rolls up Kofi to win
the Tag Titles. The Dudley's still have unfinished business with Enzo and Cass,
and they can put them over in a match at MITB. I also feel that while people
may not like the Vaudevillans, they could improve, and they wouldn;t hold the
titles very long. Plus, they're from NXT, and it could help them getting a
jumpstart with the titles. It would garner them nuclear heat from beating the
New Day, the hottest act in WWE. What I was thinking was a 4 way match at
Summerslam: Vaudevillans (c) vs New Day vs Enzo and Cass vs Dudleys, where Enzo
and Cass would finally win the titles back, and the New Day would possibly
break up after the match. Regardless, this result may be criticized, but it
would work out in the long run. It would result in Enzo and Cass's big win. New
Day would obviously get their rematch at MITB.
*Winners and NEW Tag Team Champs: The Vaudevillans.
*Now, for an unannounced segment. It's about 10:00 EST now.
Shane and Steph come out together and remind everyone in attendance that next
month's PPV is Money In The Bank. They talk about the history of the MITB
ladder match and describe how it's changed careers. They put over Rollin's cash
in at WM31. They say that tomorrow they will announce all 7 of the participants
in this year's historic MITB ladder match. Suddenly, Brock Lesnar's music hits
to an enormous pop. Lesnar comes out with Heyman and Heyman says "Ladies
and Gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman and I am the advocate for the beast
incarnate, the conqueror, Brock Lesnar." Heyman talks about next month's
MITB ladder match too. He says that ever since Battleground last year when the
Undertaker screwed Lesnar out of regaining his title that he technically never
lost, Brock has been itching to get back what's his. He reminds everyone how
Brock conquered the Undertaker at HIAC, too. Heyman cuts an awesome promo as
usual and says that for the first time ever, it will be the biggest MITB ladder
match in history, as Heyman announces the Brock Lesnar will be the first
entrant in the MITB ladder match. Brock wouldn't win, that would be Owens. But
it would be used to set up a program with Brock and Owens at Summerslam. But
Lesnar is in the MITB ladder match on June 19th. Everyone better run. The final
6 men would be announced on Raw.
*6TH MATCH: Womens Title- Charlotte vs Natalya (Submission
Match).
I had a crazy idea that maybe since RIC Flair couldn't come
to ringside, that didn't mean that a returning DAVID Flair couldn't, but that
just seems like a dumb idea, and i doubt they can contact David. Maybe that
could still happen. Who knows. The build up for this match has actually been
quite good. The match goes about 13 minutes and Charlotte wins by herself when
she makes Charlotte tap to the Figure 8, with a chair wrapped around Nattie's
legs. Just like they were beginning to do with Rollins before he got injured,
it needs to be proved to the fans that Charlotte can WIN ON HER OWN. If not,
she'll just be taken as a joke. Flair comes down to rinside after the match to
congratulate Charlotte. The schedule for the women's title until Summerslam
would look like this:
*MITB: Charlotte vs Paige. (Paige rolled up Charlotte on
some Raw)
*Battleground: Charlotte vs Becky Lynch.
*Summerslam: Sasha Banks defeats Charlotte for the Women's
Title in the first ever Last Woman Standing match.
*Winner and STILL Women's Champion: Charlotte.
*7TH MATCH: Roman Reigns vs AJ Styles for the WWE World
Championship. (Extreme Rules Match)
This match is looking like it could be PHENOMENAL. (Ha,
puns!). Styles comes out first, followed by Reigns to big boos. The buildup for
this match has been truly great. I honestly wouldn't be mad if this feud
stretched until MITB. It would be the first 3-PPV feud in a while, and the feud
has been great. The match goes about 21 1/2 minutes, and goes all over. Here
are a few spots in this match.
*Styles is on the French announce table on the far right and
Reigns is down in the timekeepers area, but Reigns gets up and runs and spears
Styles through the English announce desk. The Spanish announce table was
destroyed in the IC Title match.
*Reigns and Styles both throw a ton of chairs in the ring at
the beginning of the match and Styles obviously hits a huge Styles Clash on a
stack of like 17 chairs.
*Styles and Reigns brawl to the stage and Styles hits a
Phenomenal Forearm, jumping off the titantron, to Reigns.
*Styles is holding a chair, and he's about to throw it at
Reigns but Reigns runs at him with a Superman Punch to chair to face.
*They brawl backstage and use the weapons and items
backstage to destroy each other.
*Styles sets up a table outside the ring, and he gets up on
the apron to grab Reigns but Reigns deliver a move similar to Big E's Suicide
Spear to Styles through the ropes through the table.
*Reigns spears Styles through the barricade.
*Lots and lots of chair shots and kendo stick shots, and
spots with the steel steps, etc.
Now, I have two different endings for this match in mind,
and both of them are huge. One of them I posted for the end of Styles-Reigns in
my booking of Payback, which obviously didn't happen, but I think it's pretty
damn good:
Reigns is going for the final spear and he's in the corner
and he says "OHHHHHHH AHHHHH" when suddenly the lights go out. There
is an enormous pop and the crowd is on their feet as they know what's coming.
The lights are still out and suddenly the titantron shows the night landscape
outside of the arena. And then, Finn freakin Balor walks up in view. He cuts a
short promo about how WWE is about to change forever. They're here to destroy
anyone in their way. They're not stopping for anyone. They're going to the top
of the food chain. Gallows and Anderson walk up behind him now. He says that
they're the Balor Club. They do what they want. Their music hits. I found a fab
made video that could be similar to their music and titantron, but Balor's name
comes first, then Styles. You can watch it here: https://youtu.be/Wrd70jb4URI
The roof is being blown off the place as the crowd is
chanting This Is Awesome and Holy Shit. They make their way to the ring. Now,
I'm not having Balor Club turn on Styles. I just don't feel like that's the
right thing to do. Styles is laughing as he joins the club on the outside.
Their music is still playing and they are on the right side of the ring if
you're on the ramp, and they are just standing on the outside looking at
Reigns. Reigns is getting ready to fight when he looks at the titantron and
suddenly Dean Ambrose's music hits. Reigns knew that G&A would ambush the
Usos, so he has extra backup. Ambrose defeated Jericho earlier in the night and
he got a big pop. Now, Reigns and Ambrose are in the ring. Balor Club climbs up
on the apron now. It's 2 to 4. You gotta know who the next guy to come out is.
Seth Rollins's music hits to a deafening pop and he walks down to the ring in
his black and gold pants gear. The crowd is chanting for Rollins and the 3
former shield members look at each other. Balor Club steps into the ring now.
Shield and Club on opposite sides. But it's still 3 to 4. Who's out to help The
Shield next? Of course, it's everyone's favorite Roman Reigns cousin, Dwayne
the Rock Johnson!! The place explodes and Rock makes his grand entrance and
then joins the 3 in the ring. Here they are. The Balor Club has finally
debuted, and they are staring off with The Shield and the Rock. Just to be
clear by the way, this is NOT a shield reunion. Balor Club and Shield would
feud on and off, and it would all end with a match at Survivor Series. 4 on 4.
Balor,Gallows, Anderson, and Styles vs Rollins, Reigns, Rock, and Ambrose. Over
the months Balor Club would add 2-3 more members but the "main
branch" of the stable would be the 4. Now, back to the show. The 8 are
staring off and Balor is in the middle. He holds up the gun pose with his
fingers and shoots the other 4 men as Styles, Gallows and Anderson do the Too
Sweet sign. They all run at each other finally and the brawl ensues as the
crowd is on their feet. Everyone hits their finishers on each other and it ends
as Balor hits a Coup De Grace on Reigns. Shield and Rock are all laid out in
the ring and Balor grabs a mic and simply says: "We are the Balor Club. We
don't fuck around." He then drops the mic, and sets it on fire, symbolizing
how the WWE is about to go up in flames. PPV end.
That's legit just a copy and paste from my Payback booking.
We could do that, OR, just have Rollins return. Rollins is
ready to come back. It's clear. Plus, someone posted a message on his facebook
earlier today saying "Good Luck tonight, Roman"... And he's been
changing his profile picture to different pictures of him holding the WWE
title.
Here's my second scenario: Reigns hits the final spear on
AJ. The ref is counting the 1... 2... suddenly, Seth Rollins' music hits,
preferably this one...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA3b6AqjiuE
.... to the BIGGEST FUCKING POP OF THE CENTURY. The crowd is
going insane as Rollins runs to the ring and destroys Reigns. He beats down
Reigns with all the weapons laid out. He hits all his moves. Finally, to finish
him off, Rollins appears to be going for a Pedigree on the chair. But no. This
is babyface Rollins. There would be a segment tomorrow on Raw with him
disbanding from the Authority. Rollins ain't going for no Pedigree on a chair.
He runs to the ropes and delivers a godamn Curb Stomp to Roman. Finally, he
delivers a beautiful Phoneix Splash to Roman. If you wanna get REALLY crazy,
you could have Rollins put AJ's arm over Roman, and have STYLES win the title,
and have STYLES VS ROLLINS feud. But that wouldn't really go with what the
storyline is. Rollins even said in his Superstar of the year slammy acceptance
speech that he would take back the title he never lost, whether it was Reigns
or anyone. We could say that Rollins was gonna face Reigns before he got
injured, and Reigns stole the title from him. He never lost it. Rollins could
win the title back at Summerslam. He wants Reigns still as champ because he
wants to finish what he started. He puts Reigns's arm over AJ as the ref counts
the 3. The PPV ends when Rollins also Curb Stomp's Styles and he holds up the
WWE title to end.
Welp, that's Extreme Rules, everyone. Here's the MITB card:
WWE Title: Roman Reigns vs Seth Rollins OR Roman Reigns vs
AJ Styles in a 3 Stages of Hell Match.
If Styles vs Reigns happens again, than there could be a
thing where Rollins has to prove himself again. It could be Rollins vs Cena at
MITB. They are always amazing together. Rollins defeats Cena, the roadblock,
and continues his WWE Title pursuit.
MITB Ladder Match: Lesnar vs Owens vs Ambrose vs Kofi vs