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Hey everyone! You may have seen me before fantasy booking PPVs/big events the day before they air. Well, that's me, and this is hopefully my last new account. My last account was "TheMidcarder".
Just a little note before I get started, only 5 matches have
been announced as of this moment, and apparently the show is 3 hours long, so I
made up some matches that would still fill the time frame and could probably
actually happen.
Anyways, here we go. This is how WWE should book Roadblock.
1st Match:The Revival vs Enzo and Cass w/Carmella for the
NXT Tag Team Titles.
I feel like this match should kick off, since it will likely
be great, and it's an NXT related match, and they rarely appear on main roster
shows. Dash and Dawson enter first followed by Enzo and Cass. Enzo and Cass do
their promo and Cass tellsl us how "S-A-W-F-T" The Revival is. They
begin to speak about they had opportunity after opportunity for the NXT Tag
Titles but have always failed but said tonight is their night. They bash The Revival
and talk about how they will prove themselves tonight when Dash and Dawson
attack them from behind. Dash and Dawson beat them up but Cass powers up and he
and Enzo throw them both out of the ring. Dash and Dawson catch their breath
outside and they all get on the apron and the match starts. The match goes
about 16 minutes, but with the entrances and the promo and everything it goes
about 23 minutes in total. The match ends when Dawson is outside the ring,
recovering from a beatdown by Enzo earlier in the match, and Cass is battling
Dawson in the ring. Dash distracts the ref and Enzo goes to stop him but Dawson
whacks him with a steel chair and Cass goes to beat up Dawson but he low blows
Cass and rolls him up for the win. Huge heat on Revival after the match.
Cass looks pissed and stunned and Enzo slides in to make
sure Cass is alright. Enzo and Cass and Revival have heated words as the crowd
hopefully chants hard for Enzo and Cass and William Regal comes out to a huge
pop. He announces that at NXT Takeover Dallas, Enzo and Cass will have one last
chance at the NXT Tag Titles. Enzo and Cass will face Dash and Dawson one last
time, and if Enzo and Cass lose, they will never be able to fight for the
titles again. Regal then announces that the match will be inside a Steel Cage
to a big pop. Regal leaves as Enzo Cass and Carmella and Revival have a
staredown.
Winners: Dash and Dawson
2nd Match: Neville vs Tyler Breeze: This is one of the
matches I made up. This match would be great and should be on the show. Plus,
both men are underrated and could show what they can do in this little bonus
match treat. The match goes 10 minutes, and Breeze gets a much much much needed
win with a giant spot where Neville goes for the Red Arrow but Breeze hits him
with the Beauty Shot in mid air for the win.
Breeze gets a mic after the match and talks about his losses
lately. He needs to cut a great promo here saying he deserves better than to
lose every week. He says he has the talent and charisma to be big. He says he's
not gonna take being pushed down anymore. He's gonna shoot up in the company
one day, and when that day comes, WWE will finally become Gorgeous again.
Winner: Tyler Breeze.
3rd Match: Brock Lesnar vs Bray Wyatt: Next up we have Bork
Laser beating up Scary Mystery Man and his friends. We get a video package for
the match of The Wyatts costing Lesnar the rumble and them attacking him that
one Raw. Lesnar and Heyman come out first to a huge pop. The Wyatts come out
next. Lesnar doesn't wanna wait for the Wyatts to get to the ring and rushes
Bray. He imediately German Suplexes Harper and Wyatt and beats down Rowan but
Strowman gets Lesnar down. The Wyatts beat down Lesnar really bad with chairs,
and they use steps and everything. Wyatt eventually rolls Lesnar into the ring
and the match starts. Lesnar is dazed and stunned and the bell rings and Wyatt
rushes Lesnar but Lesnar grabs him for an immediate F-5. Wyatt kicks out at 2
1/2. The match goes for about 4 minutes and Heyman goes on the apron to try to
distract the ref so Lesnar can dominate some more but Harper sweeps Heyman's
legs off the apron and Strowman and Rowan set up Heyman and Harper clotheslines
him and Harper yells "Yeah Yeah Yeah!" Lesnar runs up to them and
kicks Strowman in the gut and throws him into the barricade and gets Rowan and
Harper up for a double F-5 on the outside. Lesnar does his teradactyl scream.
The match goes about 2 more minutes and Lesnar has a Kimura on Wyatt and it
looks like he's about to tap but Ambrose's music hits to a huge pop and he runs
down and Lesnar grabs him for a Belly To Belly and Wyatt grabs Lesnar for a
Sister Abigail and pins him. CLEAN.
I know this result might be stupid, but Wyatt NEEDS this.
Lesnar will most likely win at Mania against Ambrose. Wyatt has had his ball dropped
so hard in the WWE and he needs to beat someone like Lesnar to be a believable
heel again. Plus, he would soon enter the WWE Title picture. Wyatt laughs as
they Wyatts go to the back. Heyman is panicked and Lesnar is furious. Heyman
tries to calm Lesnar down but Lesnar has had it. He slides out of the ring and
grabs a steel chair and beats the hell out of Ambrose on the outside. Lesnar
beats Ambrose down with chairs, kendo sticks, and even the steps. Lesnar picks
up Ambrose for an F-5 and uses the steps to get onto the spanish announce
table.(If there is one; if not, he could just do it on some steps or on the
barricade.) He F-5's Ambrose through the english announce table. Doctors need
to check on Ambrose and help him up. Lesnar's music hits and he walks to the
back with Heyman. The doctors help Ambrose up but he refuses their help. He
tries to walk to the back, but he keeps stumbling and falling down. He sells
the beatdown really hard. Ambrose crawls backstage as the crowd cheers him on.
Winner: Bray Wyatt.
4th Match: New Day vs Sheamus and King Barrett for the Tag
Titles: LON come out first followed by New Day. New Day cut a pre match promo
making fun of Sheamus and Barrett. The match goes about 8 minutes, since it
probably won't best match on the card, and Sheamus and Barrett aren't the best.
At one point in the match, Sheamus is going for a Brogue Kick on Big E but Big
E moves and Sheamus brogue kicks the ref. Xavier takes advantage and throws the
trumpet at Barrett, who is the real legal man with Big E,(Sheamus just got in
to try to help Barrett), and Big E rolls up Barrett and they retain.
Winners: New Day.
5th Match: Charlotte vs Natalya: I'm not really sure whether
or not this is for the Divas Title. Charlotte would obviously win either way. I
am honestly really excited for this match though. If anyone remembers the match
Charlotte and Nattie had at that one Takeover, it was magic. So I'm hoping this
is very good aswell. The match goes about 11 minutes. Charlotte retains when
Nattie taps to the Figure 8.
Winner: Charlotte.
We go backstage and we see Dean Ambrose being evaluated by
doctors after his beatdown earlier from Brock Lesnar. Ambrose looks in pain as
the doctors check him out, and it's questioned if he'll even be able to compete
in his match with HHH tonight, which of course he will, everyone. Don't be
stupid.
6th Match: Chris Jericho vs Sami Zayn: I was told this match
was announced for the show, but I am not 100% sure. This match should be on
though, because well, simply put, it's Chris freaking Jericho vs Sami freaking
Zayn. The match goes about 17 minutes, and is hopefully one of the if not the
matches of the night. The two men fight a hard fought battle, and hit finisher
after finisher, and move after move, but in the end, Sami Zayn comes out on top
after Sami Zayn counters a Codebreaker into his Exploder Suplex into the
corner, and Jericho slowly gets up in the corner to eat a Helluva Kick from
Sami for the big win.
Winner: Sami Zayn.
7th Match: Triple H vs Dean Ambrose for the WWE World Title:
We get a video package before the match. HHH comes out first to a mixed
reaction and makes his entrance. There is a little pause as HHH stands in the
ring and it seems like Ambrose isn't coming out. Ambrose's music finally hits
to a huge pop and at first he doesn't come out but he begins to stumble out to
the ring, selling the beatdown earlier. HHH laughs at Ambrose and calls him
stupid for going through with this. Ambrose struggles to stand in his corner as
we get formal introductions. The match starts and HHH just looks at Ambrose,
holding himself up with the ropes. HHH shakes his head and smirks and
immediately goes for a Pedigree on Ambrose. Ambrose kicks out at 2 1/2 to a big
reaction. HHH is shocked but laughs it off. HHH dominates for the fist half of
the match but a beaten, battered Ambrose starts to get offense in, slowly.
Ambrose starts striking HHH left and right, and goes wild on him. Elbow drops,
clotheslines, suicide dives, punches. Ambrose has HHH down and is about to hit
dirty deeds for what looks to be the win but HHH kicks him in the gut and goes
for a Pedigree but Ambrose gets out of it and hits him with Dirty Deeds for a
huge reaction. The crowd is hot and they count the pin loud and Ambrose gets
the 1, the 2 on HHH and is about to win huge but Lesnar's music hits. Lesnar
comes out and destroys Ambrose some more. HHH tells the ref not to count the
DQ. HHH pedigrees Ambrose again and pins him. Lesnar f-5's Ambrose again and
Lesnar leaves as HHH stands over Ambrose.
How did you like it? Tell me if you would like this to
happen tonight. Also tell me if you like he Lesnar Ambrose feud happening
throughout the night. Make it relevant. Thanks for reading!
